1. tvhousehusband:

    I think I’m in love with her.

    (via koufy)

     

  2. officialunitedstates:

    "What does the chef recommend?"

    "Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

    (via koufy)

     

  3. 7ommy:

    trying to pee with a boner

    image

    (via succeeding)

     
  4. (Source: mrgolightly, via theabifail)

     
  5. yell0wstars:

    Whoever programmed Siri deserves a medal

     
  6. magical-oasis:

    So, Siri just rejected me…

     
  7. (Source: batekkan)

     

  8. ostolero:

    dogs deserve to live forever

    (via orgasm)

     
  9. sh1re:

    happy easter

    (via orgasm)

     
  10. hullodearie:

    Fake Pockets: A How To

    (via tayloralisonswit)

     
  11. squidneyj:

    Siri said it so #confirmed

     
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  13. (Source: mo-ndler, via orgasm)

     

  14. When someone asks me if I’ve ever seen my favorite show

     
  15. shuckl:

    considerthishippie:

    What is a flotation tank?

    500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

    The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

    image

    (via forever90s)